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Wassup boys? (And any ladies reading this).... Just a easy goin' furry bisexual guy. I'm blond, butch, good/decent looking (I've been told anyhow, ha!), very occasionally bisexual, (but I'm way more into the fellas) stocky/thick, a bit of a gut, "Dad bod" bear-ish type, 🐻 but muscular too; if you're into that kinda thing.......I'm "out" to most, but I don't run around waving the pink flag or any rainbows either, ha! I have an enormous sense of "politically incorrect" witty humor, & a slightly above average but extra thick hairy cock. I've casual indifference for the mainstream LGB culture. I really could not care less about most of that shit, for I'm of the opinion that there are much more important things in life & society to be concerned about and spend time, effort, and energy on. At least in the region where I live things are just dandy as they are present-day. ALL/EVERYBODY'S LIVES MATTER, including "blue". I was a Cop once many years ago, & have worked in other areas of law enforcement. If that bothers you for some reason, then so be it. Just my view, that's all, & others are certainly entitled to their views, perspective, & opinions of course; sometimes/often people forget that unfortunately. To each his (or her) own as the saying goes. . I try very hard to respect other's viewpoints & opinions on any topic or subject, even though I may not agree with same, & I ask the same courtesy in return. It is fine to agree to disagree on anything, don't be a hypocrite. Hit me up; conversations, FWBs, and/or NSA hookups are cool, as is just being pals if we're not into each other physically or whatever, I try to be open. I can sometimes (wishing more often....) get into kinky sex too, depending on the other guy and how we click with our chemistry....vanilla gets old after awhile, and gettin' freaky wild & letting our raw primal animal instincts out can be HOT. Oink! 🍌💦😋👍🐷🐖🦦🐾🇺🇸💥✌🏈🎱🗽🐈🦉 🛑🚫🪒🚫🛑 **If you've read this far, you must be really fucking bored....** I live a ways north of Seattle, in Bellingham in Whatcom County by the bay & the Strait of Juan De Fuca/the San Juan Islands, beautiful Chuckanut drive/mountain/bay/The Salish Sea, just a hop, skip, & a jump south of the Canadian border for those of you not already familiar with this geographical region & area. **U.S. meets ONLY** 🇺🇸 Please be CLOSE to my age or YOUNGER please and act like a fella/bro-type (or close) in your mannerisms....just my thing. Butch is HOT. 🍌💦😋💥🐷🐖🤘👍🐾 A couple favorite quotes: 'I can't say I've loved you all, but I've loved as many of you as I could!' -Alan Alda/AKA "Hawkeye", TV show M*A*S*H 'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' -Dr. Seuss To each their own & whatever floats your particular boat, but here's my jam (if you care to read my long-winded ramble): ---------------------------------------- ----- BIGGEST TURN-ONS/"LIKES": ---------------------------------------- ----- -Butch guys/masculine guys/jocks. There's nothing wrong with being a guy and being masculine, nor should we be ashamed of that or apologize for it. -Otters. 🦦🐾💥 Woof! Bark! Growl! A hairy tummy & a big natural crazy bush makes my cock leak. A lot. 😋🍆💦 -Guys with intelligence and that know how to operate in the world; it's a small club. :) -Stability, honesty, & "I'm my own man" types. -"Bro-Jobs"! -Oral over fucking -A good sense of humor, especially crass "non PC" humor. -Pretty, dreamy, mysterious large blue eyes. But I like the other colors too! Eyes are the "windows to the soul" as the saying goes. -Self confidence, but not overly full of themselves. -Confidence is hot, narcissism is NOT. -Guys that are capable and fine with the ability to "agree to disagree" on differing opinions, perceptions, and of course views. It's just fine to NOT all think the same.... -HAIRY junk. Woof! :) A big huge hairy bush is so HOT!! -Hairy arms, legs, armpits, chests. Big old hairy ballsacks too. WOOF -Buzz cuts/military style hair. -MMF/Bi (if it feels right; rare, I know....) -Kink & debauchery. Dom/Sub. Pig play. W/S play. Oink! Woof! Bark, & growl.... -Good moral character, good values, a good sense of right & wrong, decency, humility, compassion, genuine honesty, candor, generosity, & those that live generally good lives. -Those that work hard & play hard, and earn what they are & have. -Fast cars/classic cars & trucks. Cool rides in general. -Subarus. -Sport shooting, firearms enthusiasts. NRA. -Baseball/MLB. Baseball hats, worn forwards or backwards, never sideways. Haha. -NFL Football, especially the Seahawks. -"Bro" types. -Conservatism. -Carhartt, Speedos, & Calvin Klein. -Classic movies, film noir flicks. -Animals & wildlife. I have a soft spot. -🐈🐱🐈⬛ -The Oxford comma. -The Constitution & Bill of Rights supporters. 🇺🇸 -Guys that realize being gay/bi/heteroflexible or whatever else should just be a PART of who you are; not everything in life should revolve around ones sexuality. ---------------------------------------- -------- BIGGEST TURN-OFFS/"DISLIKES": ---------------------------------------- -------- -Guys that SHAVE their junk. 😒👎🚫🛑 -Pretentiousness, narcissism, sycophants, selfishness, self-centerdness, sociopaths, those who suffer from delusions of grandeur, & snobbery. I'll pass. -Drama, nosiness, & gossip. Mrs. Kravitz is long dead. ;-| -Those that push "identity politics" over merit, experience, & qualifications. -Pathetic virtue signaling on things like vaccines, which are PRIVATE medical matters won't impress me at all. It's no one else's business. Turn off 👎 -Fake or selective outrage. -Nose rings, cock rings, pierced cocks. -PNP, tweakers, chronic 420 use, & other narcotics. I avoid like the plague. -Shitty, incompetent, & oblivious drivers. "Left lane" campers. There's a special place in hell for them. 🔥👹 -Gym rat guys obsessed with themselves that have no other substance. I'll take a little pudge or little hairy beer gut over some chiseled abs anytime. Six packs 🤮 -Hypocritical irrelevant celebrities. I have several PRIVATE pics, just ask if ya wanna see. Maybe I will show, maybe I won't. 📸🔓 LOL. I'm HIV-, DDF, good hygiene, and I TRY to stay in somewhat decent physical shape, but currently relegated to the common typical middle-aged "Dad Bod". A little extra pudge can sometimes be hot, keyword being "little". I like a little tummy on guys & "Dad-Bods" are HOT. I shave nothing but my face (and my buzzcut), & hope you're in that same boat.🚫🪒🚫 I'm into MEN, not little boys. Fur-gasm! Cheers & happy hunting all you hot studly boys! Be well, be a decent human, be happy, & be safe! Live long & prosper! ✌ |
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